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Our Number One son

Runi is one of our greatest minds of our generations, also our greatest liar. Here are some feats acomplished by Runi

  • Founded Sweden
  • Record number of touchdowns in both the NFL and CFL with 400 Thousand Touchdowns in each
  • Founded the U.N.
  • Abolished all war
  • Does not have a Tumblr or a Twitter to link, but included links to the homepage in case you would like to get an account on those site, because he's such a cool guy
  • Invented Horses
  • 50 foot vertical leap
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